Serenity - Quotes

Firefly/Serenity Quotes

MAL : Never figured she did. But when a man's engaging in clandestine dealings, he 
has this preference for things being smooth. She makes things not be smooth. 
SIMON :Right. I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows

MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. 
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud.

"I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk."

Simon: What...happened in here? 
Jayne: Needed to find some tape. 
Simon: So you had to tear my infirmary apart? 
Jayne: Apparently. 
Simon: My god -- you're like a trained ape. Without the training.

Jayne: Well, Jayne ain't a girl. She starts in on that "girl's name" thing, I'll show her good an' all I got man parts. 
Simon: I'm trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. I just - It's not coming.

Early: [refering to River] Where'd she go? 
Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a spaceship. Don't look at me.

Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?
Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, 
you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed. 
Simon: Are you always this sentimental? 
Mal: Had a good day.

He's really very... gentle... and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends.

"Well, my sister's a ship; we had a complicated childhood."