Serenity - Quotes

Firefly/Serenity Quotes - Jayne

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat 
you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here."

"What'd you all order a dead guy for?"

"You guys started a riot? On account of me?"

Jayne: Well, Jayne ain't a girl. She starts in on that "girl's name" 
thing, I'll show her good an' all I got man parts. 
Simon: I'm trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. I just - It's not coming.

WASH: Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the beast. 
JAYNE: She's in Congress? 
WASH: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

Jayne: "Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start 
a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin paid; 
mostly only when I'm gettin paid. But eating people alive, when does that get fun?"

Kaylee: "I carried such a torch and we coulda.... Goin' on a year now and I ain't 
had nuthin' twixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries!!" 
Mal: "Oh GOD! I can't know that!" 
Jayne: "I could stand to hear a little more."

"Time for some thrilling heroics!"