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Scooby Slanguage Lessons

Nouns

Step 1 - Learn the Words

Word Definition
Boogedy-boogedy store Magic shop
An elsewhere to be Somewhere else one needs to be (e.g. "I have an elsewhere to be" = "I have somewhere I need to be")
Backseat mothering Unwanted advice
Good box computer
Bat signal Distress signal
Come as you aren't Halloween
Denial Land Where you go to not face reality
Geeker Joy Nerdy, excited feeling one gets when they're happy
Good Squirm Satisfying level of discomfort
Guiltapalooza Excessive-remorse festival
Hootenanny type of party that is chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny
Suckfest Bad event
Industrial-strength therapy Intense counseling
Music of Pain Country Music
One-Starbuck Town A small town that lacks in shopping opportunities and excitement
Otherwhere Elsewhere
Sarcastic quote marks meaning something sarcastically
Flying fatality a weapon that kills something by shooting, such as gun or crossbow
Scare-a-palooza Halloween
Someplace that's away Elsewhere
Soylent Green green, disgusting-looking, unrecognizable food; reference to the 1973 sci-fi classic
Verbal non-verbal When someone hints things by expressions
Spider Sense When it tingles, it's a hunch that something is wrong; reference to Spiderman's intuition
tit for tat fight
The grim A sullen face
The wacky Crazy things
Tingle moment Exciting, chill-inducing event
Tragedy Masks Sullen faces
Fluffy bunny feelings good feelings (also, fuzzy feelings)
Veritable cornucopia Good variety
Bosom friends Friends that are close to your heart
Caucasian persuasion a majority of white people


Step 2 - Exercises

  • I'm going to be a witch for .
  • I live in a .
  • You have .
  • We're going to a .
  • I have .


  • Step 3 - Translate

    One day, as Jenny and her friends were going to a come as you aren't hootenanny, they met some people who really needed industrial-strength therapy because they were trying to fit themselves in a dryer. When they got to the hootenanny, they were served soylent green and listened to the music of pain, which gave them a good squirm. They didn't complain, though, because they lived in a one-starbuck town, so there wern't that many great hootenannys. Finally, after the hootenanny host started to do the wacky, they decided to go someplace that's away. As they were leaving, Jenny's spider sense started to tingle, so they knew they had to hurry. As they were walking home, they noticed the crazy dryer people all inside dryers and the dryers were on! Jenny and her friends quickly helped them out. When she asked why they were in there, they entered Denial Land. Before Jenny left, she gave them some backseat mothering about not doing that again. Judging by their tragedy masks she could tell they probably wouldn't. When Jenny got home, she thought that it had been a successful Scare-a-palooza.





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