Scooby Slanguage Lessons

Insults

Step 1 - Learn the Words

Word	Definition
Bitca	Bitch
Carbon Dated	Way out of style
Geek Machine	Very ugly, uncool, out of style car
Grandfather breath	Unpleasant aroma
Helen Keller	Someone who's unobservant
Name-tag person	Employee; someone who works where they need to wear a name-tag
Rogaine boy	Baldy
Roller boy	Someone in a wheelchair
Twinkie defense	Lame excuse; reference to a trial in which bad behaviour was blamed on excessive consumption of the cream-filled treat
Zeppo	Useless member of a group

Step 2 - Exercises

Fill in the blanks with an insult that works. Don't use a word more than once.

You're a useless .

You have (a) .

Ask the for help.

That's such a .

You're a .

Now make up your own sentence(s).

Step 3 - Translate

Translate this paragraph without looking at the word list above.

One day, I went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac from the name-tag person. He replied with, "Excuse me, Helen Keller, this is a Burger King not McDonalds." "Oh, that's such a twinkie defense!" said I, with impatience in my voice. I could hear the roller boy behind me getting impatient. I asked to see the manager. A few minutes later, a man with grandfather breath and carbon-dated clothes came out and asked what the problem was. I began to tell my story, but then I saw the sign above that said, "Burger King". So I left and went to go find a McDonalds.

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