Willow Quotes

Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty, or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.

Buff, I'm storming off. It doesn't really work if you come with me.

(to Tara) I can't believe you've never been here. The Bronze is the coolest place in Sunnydale. Of-of course, there's not a lot of competition. I think the vending machine at Bergen's came in second.

(to Riley) If you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!

We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens, but it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know, insane.

Anya, listen. I have faith in you. There is no one you cannot piss off.

We'll solve this. We will. Don't have another coma, okay?

Let's get this straight. I don't understand it, I don't wanna understand it, you have gross emotional problems, and things are not okay between us. But what's happening right now is more important than that.

You did better than me. This is so unfair! Oh! You made me jealous of you academically!

And I happen to think mine is the level head and yours is the one things would roll off of.