Lorne Quotes

It's called a moment of clarity, my lamb, and you've just had one.

You know what I'm talking about, in this city, you better learn to get along 'cause L.A.'s got it all, the glamour and the grit, the big breaks and the heartaches, the sweet young lovers and the nasty ugly hairy fiends that suck out your brain through your face. It's all part of the big wacky variety show we call Los Angeles. You never know what's coming next. And let's admit it, folks isn't that why we love it?

They either have to consult with their prince or go eat a cheese monkey. Did-did I mention rusty with the lingo?

Oh really? Yeah well I'm not some mystical vending machine here to spit out answers every time you walk in with a problem. I have a heart. Grant it it's located in my left butt cheek, but it's still a heart, and that heart is broken.

Back in Pylea they used to call me 'sweet potato.' Yeah, well, the exact translation was 'fragrant tuber' but...

Here's the thing, Eve. You're going to sing for me, and I'm going to read you right now. And here's one more thing--Winifred Burkle once told me, after a sinful amount of Chinese food and in lieu of absolutely nothing, "I think a lot of people would choose to be green. Your shade, if they had the choice." If I hear one note, one quarter-note, that tells me you had any involvement, these two won't even have time to kill you.