Doyle Quotes

Once upon a time there was a vampire. And he was the meanest vampire in all the land. All the other vampires were afraid of him, he was such a bastard. Then one day he's cursed by gypsies. They restore his human soul. And all of a sudden he's mad with guilt... it's a fairly dull tale. It needs a little sex is my feeling. So, sure enough, enter the girl. Pretty little blonde thing, Vampire Slayer by trade, and our vampire fell madly in love with her. Eventually the two of them get fleshy with one another. The technical term is "perfect happiness." But when our boy gets there, he goes bad again. So when he gets his soul back for a second time, he figures he can't be anywhere near Miss-Young-Puppy-Thighs without endangering them both. So, what does he do? He takes off. Goes to L.A. to fight evil and atone for his crimes. He's a shadow. A faceless champion of the hapless human race.

It's not all about fighting and gadgets and such. It's about reaching out to people. Showing them that there's love and hope still left in this world.

What about friendship and family and all the things that are priceless like they say in that credit card commercial?

The good fight, yeah? You never know until you've been tested. I get that now.

Too bad we'll never know . . . if this is a face you could learn to love.

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