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Season 3 - Consequences
Angel: You and me Faith, we're a lot alike.
Faith: Well, you're kind of dead...
Angel: Like I said, a lot alike.
Faith: Sorry, buddy, I'm alive and kicking. In fact, I've got a bodily function that needs attending to pretty quick here.
Angel: You're not alive. You're just running. Afraid to feel. Afraid to be touched.
Faith: Save it for Hallmark. I have to pee.

Season 3 - Dopplegangland
Xander: It's all my fault.
Giles: What makes you say that?
Xander: I don't know. Statistical probability.

Season 3 - Enemies
Wesley: You failed in last night's mission because you lacked faith. If you had simply... "Lacked Faith". A pun. From me! Well. Bet you never thought I had the funny in me, eh?

Season 4 - Living Conditions
Buffy: [To Giles, on Kathy] I mean, she'd make anybody nuts. She has her outfits written up on index cards, and she gives them names like "Easter at the White House". I find that deeply, deeply disturbed. Don't you?

Season 4 - The Harsh Light of Day
Xander: This is just... I'd say out of nowhere, but that doesn't really capture the amount of nowhere which it's out of.

Season 4 - Wild at Heart
Willow: I don't want to be the kind of girl who freaks everytime her boyfriend notices somebody else-even if she is throwing herself at him like a 20 dollar ho.
Buffy: Please. 10 dollar ho. 15 max.

Season 4 - Doomed
Xander: Look at you! You have knees! Very white knees!
Spike: Damn things keep doing that.