Cordelia Quotes

Great, now I'm gonna be stuck with serious thoughts all day.

I'm Cordelia. I don't think; I know, okay?

I'm good for exactly two things: international superstardom, or helping a vampire with a soul to rid the world of evil. That makes for a short but colourful resume.

Hello! Can we deal with my pain, please?

Thank you for making the right choice, and for showing me how much you all love me. Being this popular is not just my right, but my responsibility, and I want you to know I take it very seriously.

Oh, I would kill to live in L.A. That close to that many shoes?

People who think their problems are so huge craze me, like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg. Like my pain meant nothing.

I do what I want to do. And I wear what I want to wear. And you know what, I'll date whoever the hell I want to date... no matter how lame he is.

It's hard to explain. It's like, I don't know. I had these air pockets inside of me. And the work I'm doing, we're doing, it's like the pockets keep getting filled and I'm becoming me (Harmony starts laughing) and me has had WAY too much to drink and me, shut up!

Buffy. You're really campaigning for bitch-of-the-year, aren't you?

Whatever is causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. 'Cause pretty soon you're not even gonna have the loser friends you've got now.

Whatever is causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. 'Cause pretty soon you're not even gonna have the loser friends you've got now.

I'm gonna be in therapy till I'm thirty.

And I want you to know that I still care about you, no matter what you look like. And... and we can still date. Or, or not. I mean... I understand if you wanna see other fish.